What A title. I’m proud of this one because I know it will get some clicks.
I just had to share this epic story with you because it's got all the right vibes! ๐บ
For ages, I've been rocking out to Alanis Morissette's "You Ought To Know" during my shows. Picture this: I call out for any "players in the house," and voila! Someone's always ready to volunteer their buddy! Hands raise and fingers point to all the nearby friends throwing them under the bus as the evening’s biggest player.
I always add, “Come on ladies and gentlemen you can hate the player just not the game.”
Photo credit: Danny Schnuk
Now, here's the twist! I bring the chosen one on stage, could be a guy or even a lady (no discrimination here!), hand them a random TV remote control, and treat them to a surprise neck rub. By the first measure, everyone knows what song it is and usually goes crazy because it's the anthem of an angry woman scorned.
All the while, I'm secretly sharing a special message in their ear.
But wait, the burning question at the end of the night: do these awesome folks ever get a boner? ๐ค Let me rewind to a memorable night in Afghanistan—9/11, 2011. Thousands of people, and I decide to pull out this crowd-stopping number. Here's the scoop: not a single guy, especially those from the US military, ever got an erection. These fellas are 1,000% professional, even in the wildest nightclub settings!
Now, let me spill the beans on the hidden message. As I'm whispering sweet nothings and straddling their lap, I'm not spicing things up; I'm actually saying, “When I sit on your lap, I need you to lean backward and don't drop me.” And guess what? Every single guy takes this command super seriously, like their life depends on it.
I'll never forget the show in Afghanistan. High stool, risky moves, and the trust these guys placed in me were phenomenal. As the song's bridge approached, I felt their arms lock down on my legs, ensuring a flawless performance. When I flipped back up, a quick kiss on the cheek, a heartfelt look, and a whispered “Thank you.”
It's a beautiful and intimate moment I've been blessed to share with amazing men across America and beyond. This experience is a glimpse into the incredible qualities of men—awesome, strong, protective, and loving.
So, a massive shoutout and thank you to all the fantastic men I've crossed paths with on the road! ๐ Special kudos to Johnny Johnson (a name so nice you have to say it twice who is pictured.).
Photo credit: "Hunter"
The whole reason I called that song last weekend was because he was so polite and helpful in putting away chairs and props from a previous song. He stepped right up without being asked. This is a RARITY. Danny Schnuck, also, an honorary band/family member helps every show without question. Cheers to the great males on the road and in our lives!
Here's to the great males on the road and in our lives! ๐ฅ God bless you all, especially our US Military. XO ๐๐บ๐ธ
I have several FIVE MINUTE or LESS HACKS that will have you wanting to SHOW your neck instead of wanting to channel your inner ostrich!
I'm on stage every week! I SEE the photos for myself and sometimes the angles people catch me at are less than flattering. Ugh. Cemented in time on the interweb FOREVER!
No more! I found a quick, easy, painless, and AFFORDABLE solution to wrinkles on my neck or any sag. As much as I'd love to go see some of "Hollywood's" best surgeons, that's not always in our budgets.
Plus, many of us just want to age gracefully. But I will admit, I'll take some help any chance I can get it. ;-)
Here's what I found for neck challenges. Check it out!
I do this MANY times at 3 am, get on the road, perform at 9, and am taking it off at midnight.
Still staying and lasting that long!
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It's like putting on a big bandaid. It's so easy to use and make a WORLD of difference!
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Here is a similar product for your whole face. A little goes a long way.
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Now if you're into more preventative measures like me, check out this find!
I keep one at my desk, in my car, and tour bus.
I use this EVERY DAY and it's so simple.
This is my next go-to.
PRO TIP:
Clean it after you use it. ;-)
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Bonus round of preventative:
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These are things I use daily. If you think about it, we were always taught to moisturize our face but never our neck and Dรฉcolletรฉ. My family didn't know about all of these things like we do today. So learn from the things I see working that I love!
Hey, you are LOVED!
Stay safe out there, be FREE, and always STAY GOLDEN!
We dream about, click on, and talk about them at the water cooler more than many other circular subjects. Some people even choose to finance a pair over a new car. Men and women alike, mostly men I found, are captivated by the powers of this dynamic duo.
I have my own so I’m not as easily excited as some, but I see many humans becoming unglued should they ever see them uncovered or in their natural state. Be it at the beach, pool, quickly shown on a Jumbotron, or jogging along on a neighborhood trail.
They bring joy, cause fights, break up marriages, and entertain people late at night on Instagram, magazines, and social media. If you’re wondering what I’m talking about it’s none other than easily “boobs.”
There’s sometimes referred to as tits, titties, bobbies, tatas, melons, hooters, knockers, and even coined my own word for these majestic creatures, yam yams. Their technical name though are breasts.
You may enjoy touching, squeezing, gazing at, or even laying your head on your partner’s mammary glands, but when is the last time you really thought about their overall physical health? Have you asked the one that you love, be at your wife, girlfriend, sister, daughter, or friend, “did you have your annual exam?” Can I take you? May I watch your kids so you have time to go?
October, referred to for many years now as Pinktober is “Breast Cancer” awareness month. The whole month is dedicated to making sure that we are paying attention to signs and signals that maybe our breasts and those of the ones we care about are being looked not just admired but properly examined by a PROFESSIONAL. I’m not just talking about you peeping them on social media. I mean, breasts that are cancer-free and healthy.
I remember my dear friend’s mother having a tumor the size of an orange protruding from the bottom of her breast that was so advanced she could see the blood oozing out. Her bra and shirt would many times have a reddish color to it. We never thought to ask if it was more than just a stain. She didn’t want to go to the doctor because she was too terrified of dying and what was going to happen if she was positively diagnosed. She ended up passing away anyway because her fear prevented her from ever getting the treatment she needed. Please don’t let this be you or someone you know. It haunts me to this day.
There are self-breast exams you can do. But to those reading maybe you can kill two birds with one stone and make four play into something life-saving? Self-breast examines can be done standing up, laying down, and or in the shower. A wonderful resource and simple instructions can be found on my own website: www.icancer.life/breast-self-exam-symptoms. I created this site and the I CAN cer movement to educate and comfort those and the ones that love them going through any type of cancer.
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, symptoms and warning signs of breast cancer can be:
New lump in the breast or underarm (armpit).
Thickening or swelling of part of the breast.
Irritation or dimpling of breast skin.
Redness or flaky skin in the nipple area or the breast.
Pulling in of the nipple or pain in the nipple area.
Nipple discharge other than breast milk, including blood.
Any change in the size or the shape of the breast.
Pain in any area of the breast.
Keep in mind that these symptoms can happen with other conditions that are not cancer.
If you have any signs or symptoms that worry you, be sure to see your doctor right away.
And when you make your annual appointment please go in like a warrior. Do what the x-ray exam technician needs you to do. Leave your pride at the door and your modesty on the shelf and if you can handle not even wear the gown while doing the exam, then leave it on the chair. The female technician has seen her share of sets and is more concerned with doing a great and thorough job than looking at yours.
I’ve heard patients go off on different technicians stating they felt that their privacy was being invaded at a mammogram screening. For the love of God, it’s her job to handle your “girls” with the best and most professional care that she can. It’s uncomfortable for the technician so remember that. I learned on a recent exam that the woman helping me has her hand is bruised daily when the compression plate comes down on top of it. I saw her trying to hold my breast at the specific camera spot and having to painfully scoot her hand out to not move or disrupt her positioning. It’s not fun for her. Not to mention the risks and danger the radiation wreaks on these professionals. Even with a lead proof vest, they can still be affected. Think of how difficult it is for them to perform this on paralyzed or quadriplegic patients? Be that compliant warrior.
So just go put your game face on, make your appointment and get it done. Stand there and don’t complain and do what they need you to do. Don’t wear deodorant the day before so you are over-prepared and way in the clear. And leave your jewelry earrings and necklaces at home. How many years have they been telling us this yet I see people failing to remember every time? Be smart.
Most places do 3D breast exams now. If your insurance doesn’t cover those I would suggest finding a carrier who does. Especially those with implants, if you’re not getting a 3D exam there are many signs that can be missed. Push for it and sincerely consider switching carriers if they can authorize a 3D thorough exam.
Be prepared to be smashed, poked, and prodded. You will be bruised more than likely the next day. So men or partners, be sensitive to this. Remember that Georgia Sattalites, “Keep Your Hands To Yourself” till your lady friend is feeling up to it. We females don’t talk about these things so I’m letting you know here. And also a reminder for the males out there who have a family history of breast cancer or fall into a high-risk category, you should perform self-breast exams. Less than 1% of all breast cancers occur in men. In 2020, about 2,620 men are expected to be diagnosed with the disease, and an estimated 520 men are expected to die from breast cancer according to www.breastcancer.org.
Remember October as an invaluable month for education and advocacy. Don’t forget male breast cancer patients who may feel left out. Be mindful not to let ridiculous awareness campaigns distract from the conversation we need to have. Pink is only a color and cure is an illusion. We desperately need more research to turn breast cancer into a manageable disease for all women, not just some. BE PREVENTATIVE. Make the time to do the self-breast exams I’ve listed above.
A reminder to us all who have friends treating cancer. “A cancer diagnosis totally turns your world upside down. No two cancers are exactly the same and everyone’s treatment decisions are their own. So now is not the time to weigh in with your opinion or offer advice. The patients are getting plenty of sound information from their doctors. Now is the time to just listen and love and remember that the mental battle against disease is sometimes equal to the physical battle. And keep chanting the mantra I-CAN!” – My cousin M.M.M. who is a survivor
If you are in need of some kindness, inspiration, and resources, please visit www.ICANcer.Life. I created it EXACTLY for you. Remember every day that you CAN and you WILL get through this. Sending you strength, power, and light from Goldy’s Corner. #YouGotThis
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Thank you to friends and patrons who support the www.ICANcer.Life movement. I’d like to dedicate this article to my cousin M.M.M. & Lisa Droban for being so fearless, and supportive, and paving the way as survivors.
Also thanking my friends and Patrons Jackie Cash, Rick Vamos, Lisa Torch of the Goofy Blonde Chef, Brittany L. Burtch, Rick Howell & Ashley Cheadle for your beautiful support in this movement.
So many bros ask me what to get the special lady in their life or significant other. So many ladies don't know what to get a dude. Here are some gift ideas I've found that are super cheap to spending a little more. It's always about the "thought." Just even letting someone know you're thinking about them usually will do the trick. There are even some gifts in here for friends or for people going solo this year. Give a friend something special.
Let them know you give a rip!
These are some really cool gifts I've found and pass them on to YOU!
1. Featured Gift
Simple, to the point and they will dig it!
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2. Featured Gift
Like concerts? Does your partner? Is this something you share in common?
Well, THIS gift is PERFECT!
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3. Featured Gift
Does your significant other love BEER?
This one is AWESOME
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4. Featured Gift
Simple and sweet and BUDGET friendly!
(This comes in different metal finishes as well.)
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5. Featured Gift
No words needed.
YOUR face, HIS ______.
Make sure to click ALL the custom designs on the page!
There are some HILARIOUS ones!
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For MORE helpful ideas click on the righthand side of my blog where it says:
MY AMAZON INFLUENCER PAGE!
Just look for the Valentine's Day Gift List.
However you are spending Valentine's Day this year, just remember to do it ALL year long telling people but mostly SHOWING them by kind acts of service that you love and understand them. Sometimes just listening alone can be the best gift ever.
Every day I have some Golden Peep comment kindly and ask what I'm wearing or how I achieve "that look."
I want to lay it alllllll out for you here in a simple top 5 besties ka bang for your buck!
These simple hacks are what keep me looking my best. I will KEEP doing these lists to keep YOU in the Golden loop.
1. A Golden Tan.
Every time I DON'T do this, nothing is said. Every time I DO self-tan the night before or early in the morning for an evening event, I get RAVE reviews. Here is the brand that works the best for me. Also, see the accompanying self applicator mitt. You put this on and leave for 6-8 hours. You can sleep in it if you're a heavy sleeper. If not, you will sweat your arse off.
This has a more tropical coconut aroma to it but it still smells like tanner. There's no way around that one. This will wash out of your sheets and pillowcase. It uses a chemical similar to that in fruit. You know when you leave fruit out and it turns brown? Well, that is what's happening here. Make sure to wash it off before you go to your function or date!
2. My Moisturizer I Can't Live Without
Follow your tan by applying this light, creamy, amazing-smelling cream. This is for bros AND babes. I highly recommend this one for dudes. Ladies, this makes an INCREDIBLE ALL PURPOSE moisturizer. I put just a little on before this next foundation and my skin feels awesome but the foundation is now primed. Use before bedtime, in the morning, or anytime in between!
3. Foundation like BUTTER
I found out about this from a stylist for Steven Tyler. He's in Nashville now and this woman had so many tricks up her sleeve for making her clients look YOUNGER! So I had to try this CC cream because it truly goes on flawlessly. I bought a darker tome for when I'm tan (see #1 above) but I find even when I'm kind of pale, I can still make it work. It has a lot of leeway. You will LOVE this foundation complete with SPF protection but it doesn't break out my face.
4. My eyelashes are FAKE ladies!
I never leave home without some version of these next lashes. Bright, bold, and in any length or thickness. They always get me so many compliments! I'm allergic to latex, so I will also list my go-to glue. For those who don't have a latex allergy, take a not from some of Los Angeles TOP drag queens and get the "darker toned" glue. They always said white is for amateurs! Lol.
5. Gentle Eyelash Glue
Remember, you're beautiful JUST the way you are to quote the late Mr. Rogers. Sometimes it's fun though to have a little help and a little "extra" in the glam department. I know these links will help you look and feel your best.